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ALTER WRECK BOAST
Episode Two: Testing... Testing...123
Story: Emily Duncan
Illustration: Serge Ratten
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The band have invented their instruments for the Sound-Off Competition and the ban enforced by the police has finally lapsed!
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We’ve got some really great sounds going.
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But we need
a singer.
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What about that girl, Miho? Andy says she can play real piano music, so she’ll be able to sing.
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You go and see what she says.
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I’ve got a favour to ask you. We need a
singer for our band.
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You wanna hear me sing?
HAaaargh!!
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Um. That’s raw.
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Well... This is kinda cool. But I’m not really supposed to do it.
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That sound is awesome!
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When I speak, I am rapidly changing the shape of my mouth, tongue, and throat...
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I am making different tunnel shapes which resonate with vibrations from my vocal cords to create the sound of the words.
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Instead of using sound from my vocal cords, I’m changing the ‘shape’ of the keyboard sounds...
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...with my mouth and tongue to make the words!
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Hi there, sorry about our instruments, they could look better.
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Appearance is everything.
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This fluorescent paint will brighten them up!
It has chemicals that ‘fluoresce’. They become excited by high-energy
Ultra Violet light - that’s a colour of light we can’t quite see. When excited in this way the chemicals give out the bright fluorescent colours we can see.
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And this is cool: ‘Supa-Strong’ Glow-In-The-Dark paint!
It uses a phosphorescent chemical called Strontium Aluminate.
This chemical absorbs the energy of Ultra Violet light. That energy is then slowly released as colours we can see as it glows into the night!
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To our first show ever!
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These regional competitions are either going to make us or break us!
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Let’s give it up for the fourth band in our line-up this afternoon -
Alter Wreck Boast!!
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aAAY! What do you call those?
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Instruments.
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I’m afraid we’ll have to...ahem...discuss...whether this calls for...disqualification.
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We have decided that in the spirit of musical innovation you will be allowed to play in this heat of the Sound Off Competition.
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Thank you...
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We are very pleased to announce that Alter Wreck Boast has made it into the nationals of the Sound Off Competition.
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Watch out for more inventive inspiration from Alter Wreck Boast in Episode 3!
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Within a Fictional Universe…?
Story: Emily Duncan
Illustration: Greg Seal
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I’d have felt better about watching that movie if I knew that you could fight off giants.
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Where do we see giants anyway?
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Who could overcome a giant?
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Eee-yew! Check out the hog!
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I’d hate to be a giant.
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Look at her Fred, she’s beautiful. I think I’m in love. Do you think she’s noticed me? Is she looking this way?
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Even better, she’s coming over! You’d better watch out though man, I don’t think she’s from around here.
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I can handle it.
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Hey Baby, I’m Graham. Where are you from?
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We immigrated from Austraalia mate.
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Uh-oh!
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And the moral to the story… Be careful who you love!
Scientists dissecting an Australian Green and Gold Bell Frog (Litoria aurea) Once found bits of half-digested New Zealand Archey’s Frogs (Leiopelma archeyi) in its gut.
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‘A dark cloud hung over Wehi Point. Someone, somewhere, had blood on their hands...’
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You won’t ask me if I did it...I know why...you’re afraid of my answer...
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...Not that I can give you one.
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What do you mean?
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‘All I know is...when I woke up this morning I was sitting on the curb, holding my cat and it was dead. Barcode was dead and I had blood all over me’.
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Broken Dawn
Part Two
Story: Kate Morris Illustration: Sian Tomlinson
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So you were sleepwalking again?
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I don’t remember anything...d’you know what they say about people like...like...they start off with small animals mice, rabbits, cats...and turn into psychos that-
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You’re jumping to conclusions.
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My parents will flip. I’m already suspended. They’ll send me away...
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Back up...you first saw the cat dead this morning right?
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Yeah. He didn’t come for a feed yesterday – but that’s not unusual ‘cause he roams the fields. He can be ages.
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Well, if we count from when you woke up this morning up until now, that’s nine hours - even if we include the whole night that’s still not enough...This cat has been dead for at least thirty-eight hours.
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How do you know?
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Ok. It’s kind of gross. Do you remember that science fair project I did in fourth form? About Calliphora quadrimaculata, the New Zealand blue blowfly? They’re quick to find decomposing flesh so you can calculate an approximate time of death through their life-cycle.
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Let’s say the cat died, a blowfly landed on it and laid eggs...those eggs take eighteen hours to hatch. Now see how the larvae are about the size of a grain of rice? That means they’ve reached the first instar which takes around twenty hours. Twenty plus eighteen is thirty-eight.
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The life cycle of the blowfly speeds up when it is warmer. But it has been quite cold around here lately.
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But what if I killed Barcode some other time?
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Well you wouldn’t have done it if you were awake. You loved that cat. Did you sleepwalk the night before?
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No. My parents were home. They lock my door from the outside when I go to bed for my protection. It was just last night they couldn’t because they were away.
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‘They went to my bro’s graduation, started driving very early yesterday morning. Said they’d be back this evening at eight’.
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‘There was a light rain all yesterday’.
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We need to figure this out before they come home. Quick, show me where you woke up this morning.
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